It’s a pretty simple argument. And yeah, I was bothered by their story last night. They made it seem as if people intentionally poisoned Jordan before the game. I highly doubt that it happened like that.

And they didn’t give Jordan hepatitis A. According to his story, he got some basic food poisoning. That’s actually really hard to give someone via a pizza. And your butt story doesn’t hold water based on what we know about fecal transmission from a healthy person.