I think you're underestimating how easy it would be to find out what room

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May 18, 2020
8:38:03am

Avery All-American

ordered the pizza if you have a friend at the Marriott who can access reservations.

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Avery

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Let’s review the questionable aspects from the food poisoning story...

Duke Silver

5/18/20 7:42am

Also, do you intentionally let ingredients spoil in the off chance that MJ orders a pizza from you? Doesn't make sense.

Conan

5/18/20 7:48am

Exactly, nobody had food poisoning seasoning lying around their restaurant.

Duke Silver

5/18/20 7:50am

If you want to poison someone, you serve them a cold seafood salad

nc-puma

5/18/20 7:57am

Is that the sandwich Hayward got? Cold seafood salad sandwich?

ochobeeguy

5/18/20 9:57am

Ha, I heard it was Sandwich at Zupas. Not sure which one

nc-puma

5/18/20 10:59am

He got plastered and hung over. The End.

RockyBalboa

5/18/20 7:49am

And still won. That's pretty amazing, lol.

RockyBalboa

5/18/20 7:49am

If only someone had offered him one more drink, it might have tipped the balance

ReyOso

5/18/20 7:51am

You’re forgetting the most important point.

GRCoug

5/18/20 7:51am

I think he got food poisoning but it wasn’t intentional

texbird33

5/18/20 7:53am

I worked in restaurant kitchens in HS and college. I’ve been trying to think..

nc-puma

5/18/20 7:54am

Eggs/salmonella

chilango

5/18/20 7:57am

About 1 in 10,000 eggs have salmonella. And it has to be raw

Medute

5/18/20 8:03am

And it is really unlikely to make him sick in 4 hours

Charles Darwin

5/18/20 8:05am

Salmonella toxin is heat stable, but

nc-puma

5/18/20 8:05am

Unless you're trying to make the GOAT sick and slather raw egg on the pizza

chilango

5/18/20 9:29am

Scratch your bare yewt, grab a couple pieces of already cooked pizza

kotacoug

5/18/20 8:05am

That won’t get you food poisoning unless that guy is sick already

Medute

5/18/20 8:12am

Yet people still get Hep A 🤷‍♂️ Not sure what you’re arguing here.

kotacoug

5/18/20 8:39am

That the odds a pizza guy could make Jordan sick by touching his butt are low

Medute

5/18/20 9:05am

So they published medical reports on what type of food poisoning he got? I’d

kotacoug

5/18/20 9:20am

So how do you know there were only healthy people handling his pizza lol. It’s

kotacoug

5/18/20 10:15am

I think we can all agree it’s classic jordan. Using some trumped up thing to

StalwartBraveTrue

5/18/20 11:54am

I’m sure he was sick, some guys probably delivered the pizza, there was no

kotacoug

5/18/20 12:10pm

Here you go - “minimally toxic”

Medute

5/18/20 8:14am

Not to mention the sophistication it would take on the part of the pizza place

Medute

5/18/20 7:57am

Touch your contaminated anal orifice and then handle food. It’s not that

kotacoug

5/18/20 8:08am

You touch things that people touched with their butt hands every day

Medute

5/18/20 8:11am

Of course. I’m just saying that’s how it is transmitted. It isn’t going to

kotacoug

5/18/20 8:31am

Eye drops. All over the pizza.

RalphWiggam

5/18/20 8:09am

I'll admit there is no proof, but your questions have easy explanations

Avery

5/18/20 8:18am

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Abe Froman

5/18/20 8:23am

And...?

Avery

5/18/20 8:28am

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Abe Froman

5/18/20 8:30am

I think you're underestimating how easy it would be to find out what room

Avery

5/18/20 8:38am

and you may not necessarily need a friend...you may just be able to call up and

Avery

5/18/20 8:40am

Seems like we’ve got some Yewt hurt JAZZ fans that are losing it over this.

kotacoug

5/18/20 8:45am

"Food poisoning generally takes a day or more to kick in, not 4 hours."

JmThms

5/18/20 8:18am

Ive definitely gotten food poisoning a few hours after eating.

South_A

5/18/20 8:33am

Just because you ate and got ill immediately afterward, it doesn’t mean it was

Duke Silver

5/18/20 8:38am

HIGHLY doubt that. Lol. Not 100% sure, but the sudden onset of vomiting the

JmThms

5/18/20 9:07am

Nowhere near 99% association

Medute

5/18/20 9:13am

Well you have "Med" in your name so I loath to argue the point.

JmThms

5/18/20 9:31am

My post was simply to argue that there are “questionable” parts to the story.

Duke Silver

5/18/20 10:01am

Yeah, onset for food poisoning is quicker

Medute

5/18/20 11:14am

My guess of the source of my violent (presumed) poisoning was inadvertently

JmThms

5/18/20 11:28am

Seems unlikely based on what is common

Medute

5/18/20 11:31am

Sprinkle a little "stuff" on top?

JmThms

5/18/20 12:33pm

What stuff? What stuff do they have lying around at a pizza joint?

Medute

5/18/20 2:01pm

Aren't there substances that could make a person sick with hours if ingested?

JmThms

5/18/20 4:13pm

Seriously, like what? I have no clue

Medute

5/18/20 6:34pm

I jumped in the middle of this whole thing so I don't know if I'm missing some

JmThms

5/18/20 6:39pm

I have no idea. I think that could be attempted murder

Medute

5/18/20 7:49pm

No one wants to kill the GOAT.

StalwartBraveTrue

5/18/20 8:34pm

Yea it would be criminal. But maybe anti Jordan pizza guy got lucky.

JmThms

5/18/20 10:01pm

RE: What stuff? What stuff do they have lying around at a pizza joint?

Charles Darwin

5/18/20 4:31pm

My digestive system is not normal.

South_A

5/18/20 10:31am

He’s already admitted to making up perceived slights to motivate himself

Pepe

5/18/20 8:23am

It's called his agent and the Bulls having excellent P.R.

RockyBalboa

5/18/20 8:26am

That's fair

TNT

5/18/20 8:36am

So you’re saying he was intentionally food poisoned earlier in the day

garyfan

5/18/20 8:48am

Jordan spit on the pizza so no one else would have a slice. Cover's the story

gp232

5/18/20 9:35am

It's all on video:

ochobeeguy

5/18/20 10:12am

RE: It's all on video:

GRCoug

5/18/20 10:25am

'That my friends...is one MAGIC pizza.'

m0resn0w

5/18/20 10:35am

Dan Patrick show solved the mystery this morning if you listen. James from SLC

gp232

5/18/20 4:21pm

so in other words that didn't solve much...I'm actually surprised

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