They had the guts to poison the most famous person on earth? And how did they know what to poison him with? Do you honestly think they had the ability to figure out what to put on that pizza that would make him sick for the game? Ask yourself right now if you could do the same thing. If you were working at a pizza place and you wanted to make somebody sick, there isn’t just poison or tainted ingredients laying round. Especially considering it has to match what he ordered. Maybe they are gross and they rub their butt or balls on it. That’s likely not giving you food poisoning in 3 hours. It’s just gross.

That story was absurd. And this is MJ’s 15th year or whatever. They know how to order food out when they’re on the road at this point. You aren’t going to give your name or any indication that that pizza is for Michael Jordan. That is the dumbest part of the story. There’s just no way it happened like that.

Finally, I’ve gotten food poisoning quite a few times. It doesn’t seem like Pizza is a real easy way to get food poisoning. What kind of ingredients are we talking about here? A simple pepperoni pizza has dough, mozzarella cheese, pasta sauce, and a processed meat. Which one of those is causing food poisoning?