Making yourself the self appointed voice of reason here. The theme of the string is experiences people have with anti-BYU fans. You saw this as fertile ground to swoop in with your objective and sage elitism to call out self-righteous BYU fans, making yourself more self righteous than them because you're above such mortal pettiness. You never stoop to their level, ever, so you are rightly in the position to judge all on both sides.

Fortunately for us, you're a BYU fan, so that gives us the edge of being on the best side. The Yewts are understandably confused on whether to embrace you, or curse you, because you're further up the food chain, but on the wrong side.