I'm going to repeat all the scientifically baseless arguments against vaccinating, but phrasing them as innocent questions wondering about some arguments that do seem to have merit. Then I'll conclude that there must indeed be some merit to the anti-vaxxers' arguments based on a single anecdote about somebody who had a disease who'd also been vaccinated against measles. Finally I'll decide that I have enough information now to go against all scientific recommendations and come up with the ideal vaccination schedule completely on my own.