Think of an threw a magazine at her face. It hit her and she ended up going to the ER. I was later told it gave her a paper cut on the eyeball. Not sure if that was true or even possible or if my dad just told me that to make me feel bad.
Icing on the cake my dad was my fourth grade teacher and he had to fill out a bunch of paperwork because of the injury. I was in deep doo doo to say the least.