#1 I didn't attack her. #2 Most comments like she is a Karen is not an "Attack"

Aug 11, 2022
12:25:22pm

The_Cuss All-American

#3 Her calling out the team, Kalani, and his boss in public isn't doing what she thinks they are doing.

Just like your statement. That is the point of the original post.

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I "Hate" being that person...

VACOUGFAN

8/11/22 9:38am

She loves being that person.

IGotGoodGifs

8/11/22 9:40am

exactly

Avery

8/11/22 9:53am

Yep

Pretorian

8/11/22 4:43pm

She should change her name to Karen.

Big McLargeHuge

8/11/22 8:16pm

Why "Karen"?

BYUBandfan

8/12/22 7:13am

RE: Why "Karen"?

The_Cuss

8/12/22 8:02am

Pretty offensive to 99.99 % of people named Karen, isn't it?

BYUBandfan

8/12/22 9:14am

If they take offense to that the name probably suites them well.

The_Cuss

8/12/22 9:22am

Yes, all Karen’s and Brandens have had a recent spell of bad press

Pretorian

8/12/22 12:16pm

They don’t call her Kell Haight for nothing.

DieHarder

8/11/22 9:41am

Haighter gonna Haight

BlooGeek

8/11/22 1:05pm

Karen gonna Haight

Pergamino

8/11/22 1:43pm

She’s not wrong. I got turned away from the ID center with less facial hair than

Grammar Police

8/11/22 9:44am

You should have practiced harder.

Sea Chicken

8/11/22 9:46am

people at the testing center don't know who 99% of the athletes are. if you have

gilmerbuckeye

8/11/22 9:59am

I was hassled about even in 2018. IME it was always the female employees who didn't understand how 5oclock shadow works

backprop

8/11/22 10:34am

I know someone who was hassled for having a mustache. Clean-shaven otherwise.

Music

8/11/22 10:50am

There are some sheltered chicks in the BYU student population

DirtyWater

8/11/22 12:18pm

They are legion. But their Queen is THE Michelle Peralta!

mvtoro

8/11/22 12:30pm

how long ago, and what did you do about it?

DJROSS

8/11/22 10:05am

Just over a year and a half ago. Went home and shaved.

Grammar Police

8/11/22 10:09am

Correction- it was a little over 2 years ago

Grammar Police

8/11/22 10:40am

Dang, I think I had to do that once. ‘‘Twas a long walk to shave and return.

cougsareforreal

8/11/22 5:20pm

The question shouldn't be, "Why do athletes get preferential treatment"...

canndyman

8/11/22 11:09am

You are correct sir. Nailed it.

The_Cuss

8/11/22 11:51am

Ok this is one of the greatest posts TNT has ever read

TNT

8/11/22 2:18pm

RE: The question shouldn't be, "Why do athletes get preferential treatment"...

fruitless

8/11/22 2:30pm

My dos centavos on that:

Ursas Puma

8/11/22 2:56pm

I respectfully have to disagree...

canndyman

8/11/22 8:53pm

I struggle to think you really mean that

cajuncoug

8/12/22 1:56am

Only thing similar is Military. They want people to be the same.

Dr MoBYU

8/11/22 2:59pm

RE: The question shouldn't be, "Why do athletes get preferential treatment"...

GhostRider

8/11/22 4:10pm

Exactly. It's literally the same overall concept

Resurgens

8/11/22 4:38pm

I'm not sure your last sentence is correct. Conformity is deeply ingrained

coolblue

8/11/22 4:56pm

I suppose that’s a fair statement, but I would parse that the conformity is

Resurgens

8/11/22 7:30pm

RE: The question shouldn't be, "Why do athletes get preferential treatment"...

devcougar

8/11/22 6:28pm

I don't mind the honor code, but the dress and grooming standards should be the same expectations we have for any church

ChinaFan

8/11/22 7:23pm

When you lose the spirit of the law you lose it’s purpose & it becomes a cudgel

ImuaKahuku

8/11/22 9:16pm

RE: The question shouldn't be, "Why do athletes get preferential treatment"...

coventry94

8/12/22 8:30am

This post is like Lincoln at Gettysburg

cajuncoug

8/12/22 5:15pm

I got turned away the same day I shaved, but later got an ID with full scruff...

Jingleheimer

8/11/22 3:58pm

I had a beard as an adjunct. I was told by one of the people who recruited me that I didn’t have to shave if I was

mvtoro

8/11/22 4:10pm

...which is why we should get rid of them and make the honor code match doctrine

Resurgens

8/11/22 4:33pm

we know her real name

TheRowdy

8/11/22 9:44am

I was thinking Michelle Peralta

Florwood

8/11/22 9:52am

Same person who starts with “I’m sorry, but…”

DKN

8/11/22 9:45am

Add the "no offense intended but..." people too that list

ImuaKahuku

8/11/22 10:41am

If you ever have to start a sentence with "Hate being that person" then you

ybecausethatswhy

8/11/22 9:46am

you shouldn't have a beard if you are in a bishopric

Garn

8/11/22 9:52am

Guess I will tell the bishop in the ward I visited a couple weeks ago. He and one of his councilors are full bearded.

DJROSS

8/11/22 10:07am

Yeah, but they’re doing a church film.

mvtoro

8/11/22 11:12am

We recently moved out of that ward. Great story about an ear and one of the film

Ripliancum

8/11/22 12:39pm

I have been in bishoprics with 4 bishops and a branch presidency with long hair

NYC and Japan

8/11/22 12:40pm

My current bishop is a BYU professor. His hair's usually longer than mine summer

NYC and Japan

8/11/22 12:50pm

I feel that way when people say “no offense but…” if you’re starting with that

Pretorian

8/13/22 6:36am

Sounds like she isn't up on the changes to dress and grooming for cultural sensitivity reasons

Turnpike Lane

8/11/22 9:46am

Is that actually spelled out in the HC? I hope so because that is

ChiCityCoug

8/11/22 10:39am

Sweet! That opens up a lot of options then due to my Scandinavian ancestry!

Ursas Puma

8/11/22 12:29pm

Doesn’t seem right to discriminate among “cultures.”

AZcougLawyer

8/11/22 12:30pm

It was in that diversity study at BYU.

ImuaKahuku

8/11/22 9:02pm

I didn’t even know there were updates

ColonelMustard

8/11/22 11:02pm

I wish I had time to worry about things that aren't my job.

Garn

8/11/22 9:47am

Probably related to Michelle Peralta.

TADOW

8/11/22 9:47am

What happened now?

NOCAL_YFAN

8/11/22 9:49am

Hates being “that person”, is “that person”

LaVellIfIKnow

8/11/22 9:49am

RE: I "Hate" being that person...

Kavorka

8/11/22 9:49am

Somebody tell her she shouldn't post immodest photos online or watch TV-MA television

kccougar

8/11/22 9:49am

There's a reason she's all alone in bed watching a movie with her dog

volleyjiver

8/11/22 10:09am

hahahaha

The_Cuss

8/11/22 11:54am

She's just asking to get the Michelle Peralta treatment.

Bossk82

8/11/22 9:50am

How about just applying the same leeway to all students?

DirtyWater

8/11/22 9:51am

That's my view. Enforce it or change it. Doing neither creates confusion and

NewMexiCoug

8/11/22 10:12am

Michelle Peralta’s dupe account?

blackandblue

8/11/22 9:51am

My first thought too.

Little Mac

8/11/22 9:58am

RE: Michelle Peralta’s dupe account?

Northwest Cougar

8/11/22 10:18am

Dear Kell….

pegushin

8/11/22 9:54am

Did she forget it’s summertime and school isn’t in session?

BlooCoog

8/11/22 9:55am

- This right here - No one cares right now...

NVCougar

8/11/22 2:26pm

I'm fine with BYU athletes getting a free beard card.

ThomasQKelly

8/11/22 9:56am

Good thing school is out

JuicyJam

8/11/22 9:57am

Not sure how she had time to worry about that, with all her retweets of ads promising free stuff to retweeters.

valcorger

8/11/22 9:58am

It’s one of the sacrifices we have to make, Kell.

mobomanjoe

8/11/22 9:59am

🙄

boctabulous

8/11/22 10:05am

She's just mad that she can't grow that thick of a beard

thewaterboy

8/11/22 10:09am

Or … maybe she can grow the beard

NVCougar

8/12/22 8:37am

A lot of them cut it/shave it before school starts anyway

2FarGone

8/11/22 10:11am

Lay off her man. She’s just a lady expressing herself. Leave her be.

Dr MoBYU

8/11/22 10:13am

Good advice, but aren't the players just expressing themselves, too?

2FarGone

8/11/22 10:16am

Still, she seems like you know, she’s maybe just a nice lady with a churchy mind

Dr MoBYU

8/11/22 10:18am

hmm - IDK, ignorance is not a good excuse when you're an adult, and in this case

Avery

8/11/22 10:32am

Disagree then. Just no need to get personal.

Dr MoBYU

8/11/22 10:51am

She decided to publicly comment, criticize, and tag the coach, his boss, team

The_Cuss

8/11/22 11:58am

Your attacks on her aren't accomplishing what you think they are.

DirtyWater

8/11/22 12:16pm

#1 I didn't attack her. #2 Most comments like she is a Karen is not an "Attack"

The_Cuss

8/11/22 12:25pm

Nobody is "attacking" her per se but they also show that not all BYU fans are

Archaea

8/11/22 6:23pm

Who wants a say over what men do with their bodies

Ojiisan

8/11/22 10:54am

This sort of mindset needs to be banished from the earth.

Archaea

8/11/22 6:21pm

Eh... she has the right to express herself, and we have the right to express our

Resurgens

8/11/22 4:46pm

They should wait until school starts to take the photo. They have another week

87cougs

8/11/22 10:30am

thought the same thing

zerome4sooners

8/11/22 11:33am

Pretty sure they need them for the press package (i.e., before 1st game)

DirtyWater

8/11/22 12:17pm

Maybe let’s not worry about the

rainbowcosmo

8/11/22 10:35am

Her focus is all wrong. The issue isn't what the football team looks like.

JupiterJones

8/11/22 10:40am

How do you feel about the Yankees not allowing facial hair?

ChiCityCoug

8/11/22 10:42am

That's dumb too. And I hate the Yankees. So that clouds my vision.

VACOUGFAN

8/11/22 1:18pm

Haha fair enough. I’m no Yankees fan, just funny that we aren’t the only

ChiCityCoug

8/11/22 1:34pm

I got a little scruffy over the summer when not in classes. I was told...

CougarGM

8/11/22 11:45am

I thought she was going to complain about package visibility in yet another pict

gaspasscoug

8/11/22 10:49am

Mason Wake distracted by a bird off to the left.

ChiCityCoug

8/11/22 11:03am

He is just wondering if he could hurdle the bird while in flight

Ojiisan

8/11/22 11:24am

Probably a Ute fan or some other Axe to grind. Why is

1CougFan

8/11/22 11:33am

Technically, school has not started yet so......

trumpetur

8/11/22 11:55am

She should be more concerned about the ridiculous grooming standards of the

idcougarfan

8/11/22 12:02pm

RE: I "Hate" being that person...

Ursas Puma

8/11/22 12:35pm

I agree Kell. How dare they have scruff when I got told I couldn't take a test in the testing center with morning

germm

8/11/22 12:54pm

If you have rules, apply them equally. Or don’t have the rule. Simple concept.

Lombardi

8/11/22 1:53pm

Get rid of the Hair and Beard part of the Honor Code already!!!!

DCCougFan

8/11/22 2:37pm

What haircuts is she referring to? They look fine to me. A couple goatees but

Nagurski

8/11/22 3:34pm

I’m not going to lie…After reading the responses on Twitter i’m embarrassed

ColonelMustard

8/11/22 4:35pm

What are they getting away with anything? School doesn't begin for 18 days.

slatecoug

8/11/22 5:21pm

I don’t think they are. But she obviously wasn’t thinking of that

ColonelMustard

8/11/22 11:00pm

Yep, and that's why the post is so silly.

slatecoug

8/12/22 2:07am

She doesn't deserve kindness as she wasn't kind.

Archaea

8/11/22 5:29pm

Is that how that works?

lukeskywalker

8/11/22 10:13pm

These type of takes are used against BYU in recruiting. The reaction is a

Six Foot Seven

8/15/22 3:48am

Wow. Let it go. I thought BYU had updated its hair and grooming standards.

ohiocougar

8/11/22 4:36pm

You are that person!

coolblue

8/11/22 4:47pm

She is getting completely torched on Twitter! Almost feel bad but

GangstaLean

8/11/22 4:58pm

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

Cougar Junkie

8/11/22 5:27pm

She deserves the Michelle Peralto treatment. Torch her.

Archaea

8/11/22 5:28pm

I have mixed feelings about the grooming part of the honor code

TheLoanArranger

8/11/22 5:03pm

I suspect this is another Ute fan posing as a Coug fan.

Archaea

8/11/22 5:32pm

I wonder if she's somehow related to David B. Haight

VACOUGFAN

8/11/22 5:39pm

Let’s hope not. I am going with a Ute fan posing

Archaea

8/11/22 5:44pm

Unfortunately a quick scan of her posts indicates a high probability of an actual BYU Karen in the wild. 😢

GangstaLean

8/11/22 5:47pm

Michelle Peralta her Cougs! Go get her!

Archaea

8/11/22 6:20pm

Didn't realize school had started.

RebelScum

8/11/22 7:21pm

The more embarrassing part is that the grooming restrictions are still a thing

Cougz19

8/11/22 8:11pm

naw, I think there are limits, free will doesn't work, there is an image to maintain. That said, trying to treat

ChinaFan

8/11/22 8:39pm

Physical appearance has nothing to do with what's in one's heart.

Cougar Junkie

8/11/22 8:42pm

RE: Physical appearance has nothing to do with what's in one's heart.

ChinaFan

8/14/22 6:15pm

Heard it here first. The way someone looks represents their heart! Shallow? No!

The_Cuss

8/14/22 7:46pm

This might be the most ridiculous thing I have seen on CB in a very long time.

Cougz19

8/14/22 8:44pm

Beards look good, bring them back into style!

Mitty

8/12/22 2:48pm

It turns out I know this person. Interesting she cares. She went to BYU, but is

indocoug

8/11/22 10:15pm

So just another mid 30s woman starting to lose her mind. She will have blue hair

Ojiisan

8/11/22 10:21pm

I used to be in a ward with her at byu too. Not for too long and it was so long

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