Obviously too late to change history now. But perhaps what I should've originally posted is simply...
"You must be very young. When I was growing up the Utes didn't go to any bowl games."
In my defense (and yes, I recognize that for most of you this is just digging that hole a little deeper) - Cougar_Chick herself kind of admitted that she stretched on that statement a little. The Ute bowl games she attended were both post high school graduation. Most folks don't consider post high school as their "growing up" years. Just sayin'