...come after me if it was outside. One afternoon the dog's owner was there and saw, so he went to his truck, took out some pepper spray, and told me to get the dog to chase me again and then hit it with the spray and it would never bother me again.
That was a good dog owner right there.
I mean - it would've been nicer if he'd just kept the dog inside or in their fenced backyard. But I loved that he was willing to teach the dog not to chase 12 yr old boys on bikes.