One night after pretty much everyone had left I met the cleaning lady. I was single at the time and we got to talking (well, as much talking as you can, she barley spoke a word of English), and one thing led to another and well, you know...

Flash forward, I bought this cashmere sweater at a discount because it had a tiny spot on it.(I didn’t think anybody would notice)and I decided to give it to her. She was really excited but then noticed the spot and became pretty angry. Well, the next day the boss pulled me into his office and accused me of sleeping with the cleaning lady. I said, “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?” He fires me right there. As I was leaving his office I turned and asked if the holidays provided any leniency and he said no.