of the dangerous Kinder Eggs (those pose a choking hazard for kids who typically swallow egg-sized chocolate candies in one bite/swallow). He said, I can confiscate them and detain you for 45 minutes while I fill out paper work or I can escort you carrying the Kinder Eggs around to the canadian border guard and then you can throw them away and then walk back and get in line to reenter the US.
He was very reasonable ....
Okay, in fairness to him, he was being merciful in enforcing idiotic FDA regulations. Those folks do have some latitude in enforcement.