I’m pretty sure if you traveled with kids who were quiet on a plane with Coachspeak sitting across the isle, he probably wouldn’t care that you traveled with kids. Even in your kid threw a temper tantrum that lasted only a few seconds because, as a parent, you knew how to parent your children.
He may even pat you on the back when you guys are walking off the plane.
It’s one of the most comical threads I’ve read in a long time about how clueless some posters are about the point many are trying to make.