Must be nice to think you are so clever. But guess what, it's been a long time since I was in a computer lab at BYU or had to worry about shaving when I was there. A long time.

But please tell us more about how your work schedule is sooooo hard that you cant find two minutes in your busy routine to run a razor over your pimply little face. Yet somehow you find time to waste on CB. Funny the ridiculous excuses people make.

But way to turn this conversation into something that is wasn't - a self absorbed Mormon bashing pity party. Your wife must be proud. I don't think you actually know what self righteous means. Guess what... It's what you are doing - not me.

It's pretty pathetic that you can't even answer a simple question or put together a coherent thought, even when I lead you by the hand to the answer.

Time to put on big boy pants kiddo and learn to be a man.