A bitter ex girlfriend that’s been “dating up” for a bit by having another quality opponent in the conf and that relationship is now over…the obviously more attractive person is moving on to a better dating pool and it hurts you that it’s been verified by others aka a P5 conf.
Like the creepy ex gf that can’t let go you are lingering bro.
As a guy who’s been on both sides of a break up my advice to you is just let us go without making a scene… you still have a fun dating pool with nice-ish options. LMU is on the rise, USF could be a nice girl next door story for you. And your smoking hot albeit overly abusive ex is still out there in Gonzaga… it’s gonna be ok.