Your blind,

There is plenty of beer at LES, its not hard to sneak in, they come in these "little bottles" some would call cans, some are 8,16 and even 24 oz's.

Just visit the bathroom under the student section and check in the stalls, you'll find liquor AND Beer bottles/cans strewn about. So this "myth" that you are claiming is just you being typical ALUF. Claim your fandom, claim your peers, stop pretending, and open your eyes.